if i were...
... a flower, i'd probably be a common corn poppy, really red and only nice to see in nature.
... a movie, i would be an terribly confusing episodic one.
... a land, i'd be one with lots of nature, and one where people of all kinds are welcomed.. so maybe canada???
... a piece of furniture, for sure i'd be EKESKOG...
... a song, nobody would listen to me... i cannot sing, so the song would be terrible.. but there would be loud drums, it would be hard rock style... so make it some punk sond, than it doesn't matter i neither can sing, nor play. :-P